Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Jokes

 1        Fred: "My girlfriend said I looked like a million dollars."
           Max: "Yeah green and wrinkled."


2         Kid: "Dad, what does a spider taste like?"
           Dad: "Why do you ask such revolting question at dinner?"
           Kid: " Because the soup you ate just had a spider in it."


3  


" YOU'RE A MODEL? COOL! I'M A CHIPPENDALE'S DANCER. I ALSO RACE 
SPEED BOATS WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?"



4         An old man thought that his wife had troubles with listening. The old man took her wife to the         
           doctor and the doctor said check again by going approximately 50 m and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer move closer and if she doesn't answer move closer and so on. But the doctor said to always ask the same questions and when he gets the distance of how she can hear, have another consultation with the doctor. 

Old man: Going 50 m far from his wife. "What's for dinner?!"
                Going 10 m closer to his wife. "What's for dinner?!"
                Going 10 m closer. "What's for dinner?!"
                Going 10 m closer. "What's for dinner?!"
                Going 10 m closer. What's for dinner?"

Old man's wife: "FOR THE FIFTH TIME! IT'S FRIED CHICKEN!"










Friday, March 18, 2011

Ken's Birthday

As you know the 13th March is Ken's (Barbie) 50th Birthday. Well, it is actually on 11th March. For Barbie and Ken fans, you may go to these websites:

- barbieandken.com
- barbie.com
- barbiecollectors.com











Happy Birthday to Ken!

Cyclone Yasi Approaches Queensland

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Joke of the Day

A student didn't go to school yesterday.

"John, why didn't you go to school yesterday?" said the teacher

"I had to take care of my little brother. He was sick. My parents were at work." replied John.

"Liar. I saw you little brother fine at school yesterday."

"Liar! I don't even have a little brother!"




HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Greetings! I come in PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to my blog! I am going to write about my imagination in my head. I've got a pretty BIG imagination so you better read carefully... In this blog I'm going to write and make some arts and everything in my head. But I'm not going to give all the secrets I have in my head... But I warn you information that is pretty boring will be in here too...
My Brain!!!!!!!!!!!! Ewhhh...
"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
-Albert Einstein
That doesn't mean you don't need to go to school.
I know, in my school some teachers are EVIL too. But school makes us grow our
imagination too.

Imagine!!!!!!!!!! What's inside your head now?
( I know what's inside your head is  your brain... I mean, what are you thinking of now?)
If YOU know what's inside "it" (your head, we've discussed about that...) post a comment now!!!!!