Max: "Yeah green and wrinkled."
2 Kid: "Dad, what does a spider taste like?"
Dad: "Why do you ask such revolting question at dinner?"
Kid: " Because the soup you ate just had a spider in it."
3
" YOU'RE A MODEL? COOL! I'M A CHIPPENDALE'S DANCER. I ALSO RACE
SPEED BOATS WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?"
4 An old man thought that his wife had troubles with listening. The old man took her wife to the
doctor and the doctor said check again by going approximately 50 m and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer move closer and if she doesn't answer move closer and so on. But the doctor said to always ask the same questions and when he gets the distance of how she can hear, have another consultation with the doctor.
Old man: Going 50 m far from his wife. "What's for dinner?!"
Going 10 m closer to his wife. "What's for dinner?!"
Going 10 m closer. "What's for dinner?!"
Going 10 m closer. "What's for dinner?!"
Going 10 m closer. What's for dinner?"
Old man's wife: "FOR THE FIFTH TIME! IT'S FRIED CHICKEN!"
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