Jokes

 1        Fred: "My girlfriend said I looked like a million dollars."
           Max: "Yeah green and wrinkled."


2         Kid: "Dad, what does a spider taste like?"
           Dad: "Why do you ask such revolting question at dinner?"
           Kid: " Because the soup you ate just had a spider in it."


3  

" YOU'RE A MODEL? COOL! I'M A CHIPPENDALE'S DANCER. I ALSO RACE 

SPEED BOATS WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?"

4         An old man thought that his wife had troubles with listening. The old man took her wife to the         

           doctor and the doctor said check again by going approximately 50 m and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer move closer and if she doesn't answer move closer and so on. But the doctor said to always ask the same questions and when he gets the distance of how she can hear, have another consultation with the doctor. 

Old man: Going 50 m far from his wife. "What's for dinner?!"

                Going 10 m closer to his wife. "What's for dinner?!"

                Going 10 m closer. "What's for dinner?!"

                Going 10 m closer. "What's for dinner?!"

                Going 10 m closer. What's for dinner?"

Old man's wife: "FOR THE FIFTH TIME! IT'S FRIED CHICKEN!"

Ken's Birthday

As you know the 13th March is Ken's (Barbie) 50th Birthday. Well, it is actually on 11th March. For Barbie and Ken fans, you may go to these websites:

- barbieandken.com
- barbie.com
- barbiecollectors.com

Happy Birthday to Ken!

Cyclone Yasi Approaches Queensland

Joke of the Day

A student didn't go to school yesterday.

"John, why didn't you go to school yesterday?" said the teacher

"I had to take care of my little brother. He was sick. My parents were at work." replied John.

"Liar. I saw you little brother fine at school yesterday."

"Liar! I don't even have a little brother!"




HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!